Sunday, 13 January 2013

"Distinctive stripper-meets-Tumblr aesthetic"

Brooke Candy - she's raps about having real tits, sounds like Kreayshawn and has impractically long nails. 3 reasons why you should find her unbearable. FYI - We don't dislike real tits, just people who rap about having real tits. Nice one, we all do/did at some point, it's like rapping about having real legs. Exactly.

3 reasons why we're into her?
1. She's got balls. Huge balls.
2. She's got balls. Huge balls.
3. She's got balls. Huge balls.

Thursday, 10 January 2013

Brit Award Nominations '13

Best... Paloma Faith looking FIT in Westwood. 

Worst.. Jessie J. Obviously. 

Cats just wanna play

Bitch can work a Baseball bat and braids.
We're looking forward to seeing Mykki Blanco this month at Birthdays. Sure to be a D-town hipster tranny fest. Our fave. Get tickets here...

Wednesday, 9 January 2013


She's into "Dangerous love" and Ryan Gosling. Our sort of girl. We love her. And her fringe.

Saturday, 5 January 2013


An entry from Suri Cruise's 'BURN BOOK' . If you don't already know, get to knowing. Making this a weekly reference point should be a new years resolution you actually keep. 

"Fame is a balance between being mysterious and being available to your adoring public. Beyonce wants Blue Ivy to be famous, but she also wants her to be exclusively mysterious — hence, the occasional blurry photo of Blue’s back posted to Beyonce’s website.
It’s not working. I’ll say it now—
Blue Ivy Carter is boring."