We're giving away a pair of gold plated collar tips - because giving feels good!

We are giving away a pair of beautiful gold plated horse shoe collar tips (pictured top right)! All you have to do is 'LIKE' our facebook page and tag yourself in this picture. We'll be picking a winner at random next week!
Love HOJ x

Another new video from B

"Bad chick shorty, sorta resembles Sade"

Fright night

So it's Halloween this weekend, the perfect excuse for most girls to dress up as a slutty witch, slutty cat, slutty vampire, slutty devil, slutty broomstick, slutty ghost, slutty zombie, slutty etc.. And why not? We all remember what happened to Katy Herren in Mean Girls... It pays to be to a Playboy bunny. 1-0 to Regina George.

Which ever end of the slut-o-meter you decide to go for, we can all agree that fake blood and cheap lashes never look good. Stick to looking like you've stuck your head in a Haberdashery instead, far less gooey and lots more fun sticking sparkley things to your face. Aside from that, Halloween is the only night where blue eye shadow is technically allowed, so embrace your inner Pat Butcher and let loose. Failing that playing it safe is always an option -  you can't go wrong with a strong lip and a smokey eye. Unless you're Michelle Keagan or an existing female member of Hollyoakes.

Eau de toilet.

The wait is over, for all of you that wanted to smell like Tulisa Contostavlos, now you can. Her new spritz, 'The Female Boss' or 'TFB' is supposed to (in her own words), "Give the girls the confidence to show those boys who is boss!"
Bitch please, if I want to smell like a prossie I look to Britney, she's got a whole range.

Top 5 Worst celeb scents of all time

1.) Mariah Carey - "Lollipop Bling"
2.) Ludacris - "Get Yours"
3.) Jade Goody - "Shhh"
4.) Kimora Lee Simmons - 'Fabulosity'
5.) P.diddy - "I am King"

HYPE

Hype Hype Hype Hype Hype

Doppleganger

Still would though.. The Pig...
The fake pig....
The puppet pig...

You know what I mean.

In the store now...