Duuuuuuuuck.

Ey up Jade Duck! (if you're not from Stoke or consider Islington to be northern then you wont find that funny)

Perhaps the only good looking person from Stoke-on-Trent on record, the winner of Britains Next Top Model Jade Thompson graces the November cover (4 times) of Company magazine and she is looking well fit despite the horrific styling.

Top 3 things to come out of Stoke-on-Trent
1.) Slash
2.) Shelly's Laser dome (google it)
3.) Oatcakes

Worst 3 things to come out of Stoke-on-Trent
1.) Jonathon Wilkes
2.) Robbie Williams
3.) Port Vale FC.