We are giving away a pair of beautiful gold plated horse shoe collar tips (pictured top right)! All you have to do is 'LIKE' our facebook page and tag yourself in this picture. We'll be picking a winner at random next week! Love HOJ x
So it's Halloween this weekend, the perfect excuse for most girls to dress up as a slutty witch, slutty cat, slutty vampire, slutty devil, slutty broomstick, slutty ghost, slutty zombie, slutty etc.. And why not? We all remember what happened to Katy Herren in Mean Girls... It pays to be to a Playboy bunny. 1-0 to Regina George.
Which ever end of the slut-o-meter you decide to go for, we can all agree that fake blood and cheap lashes never look good. Stick to looking like you've stuck your head in a Haberdashery instead, far less gooey and lots more fun sticking sparkley things to your face. Aside from that, Halloween is the only night where blue eye shadow is technically allowed, so embrace your inner Pat Butcher and let loose. Failing that playing it safe is always an option - you can't go wrong with a strong lip and a smokey eye. Unless you're Michelle Keagan or an existing female member of Hollyoakes.
The wait is over, for all of you that wanted to smell like Tulisa Contostavlos, now you can. Her new spritz, 'The Female Boss' or 'TFB' is supposed to (in her own words), "Give the girls the confidence to show those boys who is boss!" Bitch please, if I want to smell like a prossie I look to Britney, she's got a whole range.
Top 5 Worst celeb scents of all time
1.) Mariah Carey - "Lollipop Bling" 2.) Ludacris - "Get Yours" 3.) Jade Goody - "Shhh" 4.) Kimora Lee Simmons - 'Fabulosity' 5.) P.diddy - "I am King"
Naomi's gone plastic for the front cover of French mag SOON international. Shot by french photographer Sebastian Janiak, the bitch has gone bald, I think her natural hairline finally gave up and let go. Whatever went on, she is still one fierce piece.
Most people regret their tattoos. If they don't now they will later when gravity takes it's course and that cute little whatever you got resembles something a lot less recognizable and a lot more wrinkly. God knows what Rick Genest aka Zombie boy will do when his face is around his knees. I guess he's got the option of covering up with Dermablend leg and body foundation. He's now the face of the product's new ad campaign, which shows a time-lapse video of his transformation from blank canvas to zombie boy. I wonder how many bottles he gets through?
We've started counting down, 30 sleeps til D day. And I'm considering flying back to London to be sure I bag myself 'THE' studded leather dress. If i'm left with a size 16 Japansese floral number i'll be gutted. Not that anyone can afford to be picky, it's going to be a blood bath. If you're taking this seriously, steel-capped boots and sharp nails are a must have if you're to stand even the slightest chance of beating the hoards of hardcore Chinese students - they love a good collab. I still get flashbacks of the Lanvin Fiasco where I sustained serious elbows to the face. Be prepared that's all i'm saying.
Eyebrows are something we feel very strongly about here at JAM towers. They're the framers of the face, they punctuate the eye and without them you look like you've got stage II cat aids. Unless you're Lara stone in a CK ad campaign it's very unlikely you can pull it off - in fact Lara even looked a bit peaky, but with boobs like that who gives a fig about brow hair?
So we want to know, girls who shave off their eyebrows - who the hell do you think you are?
Ey up Jade Duck! (if you're not from Stoke or consider Islington to be northern then you wont find that funny)
Perhaps the only good looking person from Stoke-on-Trent on record, the winner of Britains Next Top Model Jade Thompson graces the November cover (4 times) of Company magazine and she is looking well fit despite the horrific styling.
Top 3 things to come out of Stoke-on-Trent
2.) Shelly's Laser dome (google it)
Worst 3 things to come out of Stoke-on-Trent
1.) Jonathon Wilkes
2.) Robbie Williams
3.) Port Vale FC.
So this American menswear designer has a penchant for creating wierd and wonderful ad campaigns, collaborative films and such like. His latest featuring David Blaine is pretty special. The concept being to go 40ft into the deep blue sea and just hang out with some great white sharks in a tuxedo (one of Kimmel's creations).
Lisa Scott-Lee is the devil, THE DEVIL. Claire Richards hurts my eyes. I will never forgive Faye Tozer for the dreadlock years. Lee Latch-ford Evans still looks rapey. Theres only one Joseph and The Technicoloured dreamcoat and thats the Schofe, NEVER you Ian Watkins AKA 'H'.
I think it's the accent that does it, that East-Midlands twang that reminds me of home.
Top 3 Paddy Considine films:
1.) Dead Mans Shoes
2.) 24 Hour Party people
3.) A Room for Romeo Brass
3a.) Le Donk & Scor-zay-zee
His directoral debut, 'Tyrannosaur' is out now.
In an interview with i-D online he said (on his reasons for making the film);
"All i wanted to do was make a love story without people shagging."
"Just don’t judge people, don’t make face value judgements of people you don’t know. That drunk guy you’re avoiding on the street has a story, he had circumstances that put him in that place. There’s a reason for everything, there’s cause and effect."